I know this is slightly divergent from what I usually write about, but I couldn’t resist not letting people know what my life is like living on the road in an RV with my family. Here are three phrases I heard just this morning: (Warning: potty mouths were used)
1) Momma: “Eva, what happened to your shirt? Sweety, you need to wear a shirt.” Ally (4 years old) giggling: “yeah, your nipples are showing.”
2) Avery: “Daddy, Ally’s butt crack is showing again.”
3) Avery: “Daddy, Eva pooped on the sidewalk.” My response: “really?” Avery: “Yeah, she squatted and everything.”
All before 9am.
The Kingdom Is Within You 
Life with kids usually is a very off the wall and earthy experience. It keeps adults from getting bored. Dad/Phil/Poppa
NOW THAT gave Will and I both a really good laugh. Thanks.